Quotes used in my Stress Management Presentation, as well as some bonus quotes.

"I believe that any man's life will be filled with constant and unexpected encouragement, if he makes up his mind to do his level best each day, and as nearly as possible reaching the high water mark of pure and useful living."~Booker T. Washington

( More Quotes under the cut! )

"The way to keep children at home is to make home a pleasant atmosphere--and to let the air out of the tires."~Dorothy Parker ( Read more... )

"You can't spend your whole life apologising. Hopefully you move forward and learn not to do it again."~Jude Law ( Read more... )

"I'm not denying the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men."~George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans ( Read more... )

"A woman is like a tea bag--you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water."~Elizabeth Roosevelt (provided by med_cat)

"When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead."~Judith Viorst ( Read more... )

"Absence does not make the heart grow fonder, but it sure heats up the blood."~Elizabeth Ashley ( Read more... )

"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife."~Shelley Winters ( Read more... )

"My idea of a superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors."~Bette Midler ( Read more... )

"The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?"~Myrtie Barker

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."~Lily Tomlin

"When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then if they like what they see, they listen."~Pauline ( Read more... )